Here are some of the movie names which we at the bak-yard, are planning to remake into good clean family entertainers. Family values, culture, tradition, harmony and other beauty pageant keywords have been kept intact in these artisticular (oops) and larger than...err..life movies. Here they are....
Good will humpingEx -men (story of the transvestites)
Laid poets society
A beautiful behind
Shaving ryan's privates
300 some. (a sequel to three some)
Lord of the g-strings.
Trim Harrys Dick
Quantum of Sole-Ass.
When harry mate sally.
Hairy daughter and the neighborhood bastard.
The fantastic whore.
Catch mine if you can.
Ben hur - Bone hur
There will be blood - on the 1st night
The sex-philes
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And here are some one-liners fresh from our yard...
>When a donkey and a horse are crossed you get a mule, then what is conceived when your 'fingers are crossed'.. ??
>Plug-n-play or (fore)play and plug?
>Too many Co_ks spoil the broth_L !! hangman anyone?? :P
>Every city has ring roads (read black circles) coz the citi never sleeps!
More fodder for your boxed cranium in the next edition :)
